Shakespearean Insult Generator
Someone posted a table on facebook which listed three columns of words which when combined by selecting one word from each column they created an insult in the style of Williams Shakespeare's great works.
So, I can't claim originality for the individual columns of words, but this is my version of automating selecting words from each column to create a phrase which could be taken as an insult in the style of The Bard of Avon.
Shakespeare may have said: Your insult will appear here.